I”m @ the police station
I”m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine
sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin
me 4 taking the piss
im at the police station.
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case
against me “possession of good looks”.i”m doomed! i need
someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
i hereby place u under arrest
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
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